if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
Sir Gwaine in every episode - Gwaine 
↳ “If there’s one thing that I learnt from my father’s life, it’s that titles don’t mean anything. It’s what’s inside that counts.”
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Why am I not dead? I should be dead.
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I actually cried laughing.
EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH
this video this video is incredible
OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS
I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.
Daddy, come quick!
the golden trio in every movie: the half blood prince
If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.
IT SUCKED ITS WIDDUL THUMB AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
does anyone else have “the chair”